I'm sitting here with a blank page and a blank brain. I am at a complete loss at anything interesting to write about today... or maybe it's the fact I can't hear myself think over the SNORING. No I am not writing this from bed. I am sitting comfortably on my couch attempting to watch Restaurant Impossible and play on my Ipad. However I am getting restless and want to scream and this chainsaw sawing away beside me. It's bad enough I have to fall asleep to it and tune it out all night, but now I have to tolerate it through my RELAXING and STRESS FREE evening? Um no I don't think didn't sign up for this... nope no I didn't. There should be an application for relationships... you know...
check Yes or No
- Do you snore?
- Do you hog the covers?
- Do you keep the AC running even when it's a blizzard outside?
- Do you leave the toilet seat up?
- Are you going to ask me "What's in the shopping bag?" EVERY time I come home?
I'm sure you have your own super important questions...
Snoring is a pretty important one. If I lose my sleep then I become, well less understanding and pleasant. And well it's better off for the both of us if that doesn't happen. I wonder what would happen if I pinched his nose? Or what if something fell into his mouth that was gaped open? Why do people snore? Ohhh the many questions of life to ponder. Do you think he can feel me intensely staring at him as I write this?
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